Your Dream Job as a Sidekick is Waiting For You

The job you’ve always wanted is here. Picture yourself learning something new every single day, surrounded by amazing people, working on interesting & difficult problems, becoming physically tired, seeing your impact with your own eyes, and also helping deeply change the lives of thousands of people.

Then you pinch yourself and wake up from your dream! Haha just kidding. This job is real. This opportunity is right here in the Northwest Suburbs of Illinois.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to be an assistant to a young founder of a cutting edge holistic health products company.

When else in history has establishing order truly helped transform the lives of thousands of people? The last time was maybe setting up factory lines and distribution after the discovery of Penicillin!

By doing the job of organizing things, you will be helping us to cure problems that hurt thousands of people.

The way our company works is this: we started off by inventing cures for neglected health issues. Then we found people suffering from these health issues and helped them. They were super grateful so they supported our business. Now we are discovering more problems we can solve so we need your help so that we can organize ourselves to keep chaos in check.

You will be given wide responsibility and freedom, and not a lot of directions.

You’re someone who likes being a sidekick. You understand the power of consistency and reliability. You like establishing routines and guiding others in routines, but also learning new things and helping others. You like doing things and building things. You like supporting others. You like asking questions.

We don’t care if you have tons of experience or not. If you’re smart, consistent, aren’t afraid to look dumb by asking questions, and truly care about others and making an impact, you’re exactly who we’re looking for.

If this sounds like you, please write a two page letter explaining why we should hire you, and send it to kevin@neueve.com

If this sounds like someone you know, please make an introduction. If we hire them, and we will give you $200 in cash and $200 in store credit.